The following
are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows
2000:
1. Smash forehead
on keyboard to continue.
2. Enter any
11-digit prime number to continue.
3. Press any
key to continue or any other key to quit.
4. Press any
key except...no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del
now for IQ test.
6. Close your
eyes and press escape three times.
7. Bad command
or file name! Go stand in the corner.
8. This will
end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
9. Error saving
file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)
10. This is
a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
11. To "shut
down" your system, type "WIN."
12. BREAKFAST.SYS
halted...Cereal port not responding.
13. COFFEE.SYS
missing...Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
14. CONGRESS.SYS
corrupted...Re-boot in Washington D.C.? (Y/N)
15. File not
found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
16. Bad or missing
mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
17. Runtime
error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompentent user.
18. Error reading
FAT record: try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
19. WinErr 16547:
LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
20. User Error:
Replace user.
21. Windows
VirusScan 1.0 -- "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
22. Welcome
to Microsoft's World -- Your Mortgage is Past Due
23. If you are
an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future
creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
24. Your hard
drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted.
The police are on the way.
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